Roxy Cottontail and DJ Fresh Direct want you to know how wavy dolphin sex is. WAVY! Download this!

Roxy Cottontail and DJ Fresh Direct want you to know how wavy dolphin sex is. WAVY! Download this!


Juke dat booty! The Chi Town based (naturally) DJ Prodigy keeps it all the way live when it comes to jukin’ music. Get the fuck outta here if you don’t agree. This is 13 minutes of juke spazzin’. Blam Blam!

Gotta love it. Summer is upon us (I am on my cookout mode right now) and all this exxxtra wet music is coming out. BK repping Sleepyhead has dem hella phresh slapz fi dayz. I wanna slow grind, prom style with you bbgrrl next to the pool at yr rich ass away on business all the time looking ass Father’s house. Gurl you know what’s up, page me bb.
Tokyo Ft. DJSwiggs - Come Ride This Thing
I didn’t think I’d dig this with the autotune intro (Finn the Human is the only kid who sounds good auto-tuned). Oh but then… when that bedspring squeaking kicks in it’s ova, I’m swangin’ and when the drips come in I’m off somewhere on the dance floor getting my own sexy walk on. WET. Jersey kids are having good fun right now. Blam. Blam.

B.O.O.M.A wiv the futuristic footwork classic. What you mean you ain’t juking rite now? Bey’s big ass…voice? The Boys II Men sample?! (From ‘Uuh Ahh’ yamean?!) This goooooooooooooooes. So wet. 2 X B.

RARE BLAM. I had to take you back to paleolithic era Blambodia and throw the whole Soundcloud player in this junt! Osaka, Japan based group Satanicpornocultshop made extremely future borne, Japanese flavor drenched juke for this release, the Wipeout EP(Avail. Aug. 22nd). Yee’n gotta ask me if I like the texture of that last sentence. I’m Blambodian (Black + Asian). This is a combo meal and I am gobbling this whole ting up (‘U can’t touch this, juke edit’ is my personal ohshxtmymindhasbeenfvckinblown favorite). Blam outs to TXTBK for playing tracks off the Wipeout EP on CHVяCH XV BяXK3N 7ANGvAG3. And moar Blam outs to thee whole Nu NuLAX NuLAN crew for being frontline Japanese dope. ∞ BLAM
Chrissy Murderbot - Heavy Butt
Fvck whatcha thank and take 2 blamz. Chrissy Murderbott has beeen my shiz. And Jenna Shea has a heavy butt. Combo. Blam. Blam.


Good looking out Bouncespot on compiling this. Thee whole Nola Gumbo project is primal (I see you Kaptain Cadillac!). Nuff said. Bounce widdit. B X 2
Satanicpornocultshop - Tattun

So wet. Osaka, Japan based future juke monsters Satanicpornocultshop push bleeding edge (and this time radioactive) ghetto vibes down your gulliver. Deal. 2 blamz.
Dj Yung Tellem - Wet Wet (WAKA FLOCKA JUKEMIX)

Shawty got dat wet wet. Yung Tellem, YDT. Flocka! Blam. Blam.
Yarrow Slaps - Booty In Those Pants
SFC based rapper Yarrow Slaps made my day with this slapper. Blam. Blam.
Dj Slow - Pelican Fly Mix 001 (September 2011)
Pure joose, straight ghetto, all slapz. Freshly minted, Belgium based label Pelican Fly got DJ Slow to hook up this mix. A little showing of ass if you will. Now get down. BLAM. BLAM.
Richelle - I Think
DJ Mike Gip featuring Kay Drizz - Haters Anthem
Dj Bake - Arch My Back
Sam Tiba - Zigzag
Dj K Millz - Club Packed (Twerk)
Matic & Tonio - John
Dj Los - 2k11 Lap Dance
Richelle - Don’t Do
Dj Dodger Stadium - MF Hustla
Panteros 666 - Saint Louis
LOL Boys - Flaunt It Remix
Lucid - Wet 702 Remix
Big Sean - Marvin Gaye & Chardonnay (Instrumental)
Deebs - ???
Yung Phresh - Royalty Horns
Pacbreezy - M2H
Sinjin Hawke - ???
Rustie - Ultra Thizz
Project Pat - Gang Signs
Melé - Lego
Sinjin Hawke - I’m On One Remix
Marcus Price - Ingen Tryckare
Richelle - Somewhere Secret (Canblaster Remix)
DJ Lil’Tal - Pop Yo Back (Kaptain Cadillac Remix)

Okay den Kaptain Cadillac. At it afvckingain. I can smell tha booty sweat on this one. Blam. Blam.